"Lame, get a life man, for [expletive deleted]'s sake."-legion1337, YouTube member

"i dont like it. stop wasting time." -xatham, YouTube member

"...zzz..."-watchmanthomas, YouTube member

"tht [sic] was crap make a good onenext [sic] time.. and learn to draw and stop tryin [sic] to be funny" -88luke88, YouTube member

"your [sic] a loser"-TonypFoster, YouTube member

"Your [sic] gay"-ddstar, YouTube member

"My gaydar is off the meter."-IHaveIssues, Digg member

"man, he seems gay."-mshaffiq, YouTube member

"What a fag"-Spyhunter107, YouTube member

"You are GAY right??? It looks like you are" (It looks like I am, but that's just to trick predators in the wild)-ppc3232, YouTube member

"Cock has been in your mouth I'm guessing..." (Nah. Good guess, though- wait! Does chicken count?)-flockofemos87, YouTube member

"Wow what a fag"-dvotube, YouTube member

"You're a homosexual, you sound like one and look like one."-HeavyMetalRox, YouTube member

"hees [sic] kinda a fag but anyway that was pretty cool" (...Yes! A compliment!) -WeSleYc16, YouTube member

"At no time has your behaviour demonstrated anything but the most masculine of traits. Your musky scent attracts all nearby women and frightens all nearby men, announcing the arrival of the one, true alpha male."-Zack, ZacksMovies.com

"stupid [expletive deleted]"-Smokebeat, YouTube member

"This is just stupid. The whole time I wanted to slap you in the face"-dannyguitar3, YouTube member

"my god, i thought i was a loser"-Viritaaa, YouTube member

"That was disgusting. You are a nerd. Don't make any more videos, please. You need to get a root, homeboy"-hughba, YouTube member

"your [sic] a FREAK"-mrkmur, YouTube member

"theres [sic] something about zack that really annoys me" (That's just my personality.)-Philippa1234, YouTube member

"If I could ban one person from the internet, it would have to be Zack "[expletive deleted]" Smyrak"-TOTALineptitude, Digg member

"I loathe people like you." (:-O)-erikofthesouth, YouTube member

"zack must die." (:-O)-xmadcowx, YouTube member

"I wanted to smack the [expletive deleted] out of that guy."-CasualAffair, Digg member

"With a name like "Zack Smyrak" it is no wonder he is F'ing LUNNY"-pcheaven2k, Digg member