Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil.

Very little else happened, until Nineteen-Hundred and Seventy-Eight, when I was born. I was raised in Arizona and Washington State alongside my two brothers. I managed to make it through highschool without accumulating a single credit, which I believe is fairly rare. One might even say, "special".

I served in the Navy until 2003, aboard the aircraft carrier, USS John C Stennis, then homeported in San Diego, CA. I then moved to Los Angeles, to study film at LACC. Some of the videos on this website are projects I completed for my coursework there.

I'm a writer, but I keep it secret by never writing anything.

Someday there will be something good on this site.