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I'm writing this from your future. Zack, it's me, you! I was able to connect to this server in my time to the same server in your time. It's the only way I could communicate with you, but you never update or look at your own website, so you'll never read this. And so you won't know that only you can do what must be done! But just in case you do notice this, just remember that you need to tell the President not to agree to rap battle any aliens! Both the future of mankind and President Bieber's life depend on it!

-Zack
    April, 2034

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